So, this Valentine’s Day I really wanted to give someone this Valentine:
But I don’t even have a prospect for a Valentine this year.
So, I will just be your e-boyfriend real quick.
My first act as your e-boyfriend was trying to find you the Valentine’s Day episode of SpongeBob, but the only way I could find it was illegal. And I just care about you too much to go down that path.
But here is a picture from the episode that will provide you no comedic relief, but I still care.
(Listen to it here. “This is the One” by The Stone Roses)
I would have gone for a full mix, but I still want to seem not fully devoted since our relationship is still young.
And lastly, since we are so far away girl, I am just going to spam you all night on SnapChat letting you know how much I miss you and want you here and pretty much just making it harder that we have decided to go long distance.
(There is a video, you can view it here.)
I just dig you so much girl.
In reality this is what I posted for everyone else today.
I also laid in bed eating Mint Oreos and watching UFO documentaries in the sexiest way possible while wearing a Jurassic Park shirt and leggings.
But next year I promise:
By the way, today marks the 4th year that I have had a blog.
I did start my blog on Valentine’s Day and now 4 years and over 500 posts later, I still have my blog.
So, that’s something.
Happy Valentine’s Day, boo.Follow @corriekartchner