I only know two jokes.

I think I am a pretty funny person.
In fact, pretty sure I am hilarious. At least to me. I find myself hilarious.
If I wasn’t me, I would just follow me around to laugh at my jokes.
That’s how funny I find myself.

Anyways, I have realized that most comedy is more situational than it is someone just making jokes.
Some people are good at stand up, but some people are pretty quick and respond in a clever way.
That’s funny.

Anyways, in terms of jokes, I can only remember two that I find amazing.
So, I thought I would share.

Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was intense.

I first heard that when I was 14 and I did not get it at first.
Read it out loud of you don’t get it.
And if not, I can explain.
Once I got it I laughed forever. PFF.

The second one I heard my recently. It’s a little mean, but you know…

Did you hear about Helen Keller’s house?

Neither did she.

That’s all the jokes I know.


One thought on “I only know two jokes.

  1. Good work.

    My 2 favorite jokes are:

    – How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

    – Wi’ jammin’

    – A guy walks up to a Buddhist hot dog vendor and says, ‘Make me one with everything.’

    I have just noticed they are both food jokes.

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