The sexiest thing I do.

Okay, do you ever sit and think about the things you do and how they would look to another person?
I actually do this a lot.
I will be in the middle of doing something and suddenly think:

If someone were to walk up right now, how would this look?

Well, I am a big fan of awkward humor, so half the time if I am thinking about that, it’s usually because I think it would look completely hilarious in an awkward way.

Okay, so the thing that I do that takes the cake would be that of eating lunch in my car.
Now, I could just describe this for you, but would that have the same effect?
No.

So, imagine you are walking down this hill where I work:

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And while you are walking you see my car:

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You look in the window:

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And you see me in my business casual:

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(That’s a dress I am wearing, but I just took that and can only do a selfie. You will accept this.)

And I have this in my hand:

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And I can’t provide a picture for this next part, but basically you are watching me pick the nuts I want out of this jar in my car and then eating them with my lunch.
Now, I don’t know what you are thinking, but my response if I saw that would be:

Uh, what the hell is she doing?

It looks awkward and I feel awkward when I think about it, but it also cracks me up.
And the best news is, it happens every day. I only wish someone actually did see it.

Anyways, that’s all.

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