Today is my younger sister’s birthday. She is great, I like her. Hopefully my parents keep her.
I am 10 years and 10 days older than this sister of mine. Funny how evenly that worked out. But anytime I think about the fact that I am 10 years older than her, I feel HELLA old. Which really it isn’t that big of a deal, but for some reason the thought makes me feel old.
Anyways, we were out of candles to put on her birthday cake, she was pretty upset about it. So, like a good sister, I tried to solve the problem. I rolled up a paper towel and lit it on fire for her. My parents weren’t amused and I almost burnt down the house.
Clearly I’m fun at parties.