Really? Did that really just happen?
So, I have a meeting at 8:30 this morning and my alarm accidentally went off at the wrong time aka 5:00. As I was turning it off, I see someone was blowing up my phone all freaking night. And at the end, this person add a depressed “You haven’t answered me” message that is always a nice guilt trip. So I quickly reply and lay back down.
Next thing I know my phone is vibrating like it’s trying to get high points on the Richter scale. So I look and see that not only is this person up at 5:00 in the morning (The freaking insomniac) but they are calliing me at 5 in the morning. Greaaat.
A little history, this male has a crush on one of my best friends, won’t ever talk to me and paid me the great honour of saying that I am completely unappealing as a person. So, you can imagine my excitement answering the phone. If you can’t, let me clarify, there was no excitement. Now I think that it’s very possible that I’m just a push-over who lets people use them. In fact, I’m almost certain. Otherwise, why would I let people like that even text me? I wouldn’t.
SO, he calls me and decides to read me EVERY SINGLE TEXT HE SENT THE PREVIOUS NIGHT! What the hell?! Did I ever tell you I was interested in that crap? If so, why did you take me seriously? You’re ridiculous!
But not only does he read me these texts, he asks me what they mean. Example:
“Then she said ‘I’m tired and don’t want to talk on the phone’ What does that mean? Does she just not want to talk to me?”
IT MEANS DON’T CALL PEOPLE AT ONE AM OR FIVE AM YOU FREAK!
So, since I am unable to say these things to a person on the phone, this is me telling him now.
PLEASE UNDERSTAND! IF YOU CALL ME AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU!