Sitting here trying to work, which isn’t working cause obviously I’m on my blog. I’m starving and I look to my right and what do I see? The time old, kinda really gross, Valentine’s day heart candies. They aren’t always THAT bad, but I seriously wonder how they have become so popular and practically a symbol for the holiday.
The reason I am posting about it is because, the phrases are starting to get to me. They are like fortune cookies. For example:
Purple “U Can Do It” – What? What am I trying to do here?
Green “True Love” – Who’s true love? Yours or mine? Can I meet this true love?
Blue “Wink Wink” – I support that.
Pink “Go Go Go” – What the heck? I am not a dog.
Yellow “My Team” – I think I just got recruited in the army?
Green “Boogie” – Man.
Pink “Pick Me” – Oh, uhh okay. For what? Dodgeball?
Yellow “Linda” – WOAH! My name is Corrie.
Orange “Ur Hot” – Are you watching me?
Blue “Play Now” – Play what?
Yellow “Say Yes” – To What? Drugs?
Purple “You Roc” – You can’t spell.
Orange “Step Up” – This is starting to sound a lot like an aerobics video.
Green “Let’s Ride” – No comment.
Obviously I got a little ridiculous there, but still. What the heck? I’m just wondering who comes up with these sayings and thinks “Oh Yeah, that’s romantic.”Follow @corzgalore